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Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design

Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design

Name: Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design
Brand: Hammond Gower
SKU: 808050032
Price: 2007.00 JPY
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 808050032

🎨300gsm premium card stock

♻️Sustainably sourced paper

✉️Includes matching envelope

¥2007

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Description

🎉 Celebrate aging with style and a wink!

READY TO GIFT - Comes with a matching envelope—no extra shopping needed, just send the smiles.
PREMIUM QUALITY FEEL - Crafted on thick 300gsm card stock for a luxurious tactile experience that says you care.
ECO CONSCIOUS GIFTING - Printed on sustainably sourced paper, so your humor is kind to the planet too.
PERFECTLY SIZED STYLISH - Compact 5 x 5 inch square format that breaks the boring rectangular card mold.
CHEEKY HUMOR FOR MILESTONES - Stand out with a witty 'Old Lives Matter' design that sparks laughter at every milestone birthday.

This 5 x 5 inch 'Old Lives Matter' greetings card by Hammond Gower combines cheeky humor with premium 300gsm card stock printed on sustainably sourced paper. Designed for milestone birthdays, it features a blank interior for personalized messages and includes a matching envelope, making it a stylish, eco-friendly, and ready-to-gift choice for anyone celebrating age with personality.

Specifications

ASIN	B0GPRG8TSH
Best Sellers Rank	158,805 in Stationery & Office Supplies ( See Top 100 in Stationery & Office Supplies ) 23,376 in Birthday Greeting Cards
Brand	Hammond Gower
Colour	white
Date First Available	20 Feb. 2026
Item Weight	22 g
Manufacturer	Hammond Gower
Manufacturer Part Number	NOT058
Product Dimensions	12.7 x 12.7 x 0.1 cm; 22 g

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